Calgary 420 Celebration 2013

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I’m pretty 420 friendly, and very open to people getting the treatment they need, but if that woman started buzzing her volcano and making a bunch of noise crinkling that damn vapor bag I’d probably pitch a fit too.

So I know Calgary isn’t exactly Vancouver, we’re a bit more conservative here, but it can’t be a coincidence that there are some fairly 4/20 friendly activities happening this Saturday in Calgary. Even if Calgarians aren’t as open as pot-smoking-student Lisa Kirkman is, we’re hip in other ways.

Record Store Day – Ok, I’ll admit that not everyone who collects vinyl is a long-hair. However you’ve got to be suspicious of anyone who is THAT in to the White Stripes. Also, if this lawsuit is any indication, those hip-hoppers are also in to the Devil’s weed.

(AllHipHop News)The unnamed woman worked for Universal Protection Services at UMPG’s complex in Santa Monica, CA and in the lawsuit details the unprofessionally cavalier attitude UMPG and Universal Protection Services exhibited towards marijuana use in the office. In the lawsuit, she alleges her superiors would ignore her written complaint and she was on numerous occasions informed when to “expect blazers” which is a term used to refer to marijuana smokers. At one point she recalls ”artists and high-profile celebrities began visiting the premises with drugs in hand and oftentimes offering drugs to Plaintiff, which she refused,” according to the lawsuit.

Live Action Graphic Novel – So apparently, this performance is of 3 people who are acting out the voices for a graphic novel that is being projected huge in downtown Calgary’s EPCOR centre. I’m certainly not accusing anyone involved of being a REEFER ADDICT but the idea sounds like it’d be at least 10x better under the influence.

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CUFF Saturday Morning Cartoons – This is another coincidence, but I like to think the reefer gods smile kindly on this event and bless it’s sugary snacks, and mind rotting television. The event features 180 minutes of classic Saturday morning cartoons, a buffet of all-you-can-eat breakfast cereal, and “jammies” are encouraged. I guess you don’t have to feel so bad about being a diabetic sloth if you’re doing it in the name of culture.

(CUFF) Remember Saturday mornings? Kids today may not realize the significance of the Saturday morning ritual, but once upon a time, we had to wait a whole week to get our cartoon fix, and when we got it,wetendedtobinge.Inthatgleefullygluttonousspirit,theCalgary Underground Film Festival presents a 3-hour trip down memory lane with a tribute to the eye-popping, brain-addling Saturday morning cartoons of yore, complete with a smorgasbord of delicious sugary cereals (and yes, we have soy too!) You’ll see both faves and obscurities spanning the 60s through the 80s, all punctuated with vintage commercials and PSAs! The lineup is always a secret, but there will be sci-fi, monsters, crime-solving, hot dogs, kid power, bubblegum bands and general nonsense galore! So get ready for a sugar rush and an explosion of nostalgia all wrapped up in one candy-coated package.

are these cartoon children high on dope?

are these cartoon children high on dope?

Who needs a giant drum circle in Stanley Park when you have these amazingly 4/20 friendly* events happening in Calgary?

*don’t smoke indoors you dope.

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