Felis catus is your taxonomic nomenclature,
An endothermic quadruped, carnivorous by nature;
Your visual, olfactory, and auditory senses
Contribute to your hunting skills and natural defenses.
I find myself intrigued by your subvocal oscillations,
A singular development of cat communications
That obviates your basic hedonistic predilection
For a rhythmic stroking of your fur to demonstrate affection.
A tail is quite essential for your acrobatic talents;
You would not be so agile if you lacked its counterbalance.
And when not being utilized to aid in locomotion,
It often serves to illustrate the state of your emotion.
O Spot, the complex levels of behavior you display
Connote a fairly well-developed cognitive array.
And though you are not sentient, Spot, and do not comprehend,
I nonetheless consider you a true and valued friend.
The person who is writing this is an idiot. Long before search results had anything to do with anything, he misspelled a pseudonym for himself and made himself very hard to google.
You can also find Bonnaventure James sometimes if you search for Bonaventure James
Sometimes I do comedy, but no one who’s heard me tell jokes, knows me as Bonaventure. If you know my face, you know Bonaventure James means MUSIC.
Am I making things worse by polluting this blog post with both spellings of my silly name? PERHAPS!
Play and enjoy Bonnaventure James’s music.